GO F#$% YOURSELF (YOU KNOW WHAT WE MEAN) – Toronto Fringe 2011 Press Release

From press release


Terry Clement and Nikki Payne have a 50 minute psychotic episode for your enjoyment!

“Go F#$% Yourself” is one woman’s journey into a man’s vagina OR it is the combined efforts of comedians Nikki Payne and Terry Clement, known collectively as “Ted Hollister’s Cow”. Sketch, Stand-Up, Songs and other forms of comedy that start with the letter “s” will be performed without the use of fire or heroin.

The creative process of Ted Hollister’s Cow has been very guarded, but writing is the suspected cause of most sketches.

Nikki Payne has been known to drink tea and get belligerent while Terry Clement is a functioning drug addict with a nice beard. Nikki has won three Canadian Comedy Awards for Best Female Stand-Up, one Canadian Comedy Award for Best Newcomer and she has been nominated for two Gemini Awards for Best Individual in a Comedy Program or Series while Terry has been completely ignored by the Canadian Comedy Industry. (He has appeared on UK television forParamount Comedy and the Cape Town Comedy Festival in South Africa etc.)

Ted Hollister’s Cow

in association with The Toronto Fringe Festival presents

Go F#$% Yourself (You Know What We Mean)

written by Terry Clement and Nikki Payne

directed by Terry Clement and Nikki Payne

starring Terry Clement and Nikki Payne

lighting design by Mark Andrada

stage managed by Mark Andrada and Cheryl Thackeray

Opens July 7, 2011 and runs to July 16th, 2011

at the Helen Gardiner Phelan Playhouse

79 St. George Street, Toronto, Ontario, Canada


July 7, 7:00 p.m.

July 9, 11:00 p.m.

.July 11, 1:00 p.m.

July 13, 7:30 p.m.

July 14, 4:15 p.m.

July 15, 9:15 p.m.

July 16, 12:00 p.m.

Ticket Prices:



www.fringetoronto.com or call 416-966-1062